Proof of
Wealth
Sell a certificate that proves you are rich. Payable in crypto. Make it feel like the most expensive website on the internet, and make sure everyone is in on the joke.
A luxury house that sells nothing
The joke only works if the execution is dead serious. Every page borrows the restraint of fashion houses (vast type, slow motion, silence) and spends it on an absurd product.
Cyber-luxury
Basalt, cast acrylic and a fluorescent core: old-world materials lit like a server room. The interface talks like a lab terminal: serials, barcodes, bracketed labels.
One object, many states
The trophy is a single WebGL scene that travels with the scroll: hero, exploded technical view, then a colour-shifting companion to the pricing. It is never a static picture.
Proof that is actually provable
Certificates are signed on the server. The link is the database. Change one character and verification fails, which keeps the satire honest without needing a backend.
- Framework
- Next.js 16 (App Router, Turbopack), TypeScript
- 3D
- Three.js · React Three Fiber · drei MeshTransmissionMaterial · custom GLSL
- Post FX
- Bloom, chromatic aberration, vignette
- Motion
- GSAP ScrollTrigger + SplitText, Lenis smooth scroll
- Styling
- Tailwind CSS v4, CSS container queries
- Proofs
- HMAC-SHA256 signed, stateless certificate links
- Social
- next/og dynamic Open Graph images per certificate
- Assets
- AI-generated stills and video, colour-graded and cleaned in ffmpeg
- Hosting
- Vercel, deployed from GitHub
- ↑↑↓↓←→←→BA anywhere on the site
- Open the browser console
- Tamper with a certificate link
- Visit a page that does not exist
- Hover the tiers and watch the core
- Scan a name, any name