Doctrine · Rev. 1
Manifesto
Read slowly. Rich people have time.
§01
Money used to be quiet. It lived in vaults, in land, in surnames nobody could pronounce.
§02
Then money learned to talk. It rented cars for photos. It bought followers. It said 'passive income' at dinner parties.
§03
Now nobody knows who is rich. Everybody looks rich. Rich has lost its signal.
§04
We are restoring the signal.
§05
Proof of Wealth is a standard, an instrument and an object. A cryptographically signed statement that you spent an unreasonable amount of money on a statement.
§06
It is not an investment. It does not appreciate. It does not do anything.
§07
That is precisely the point. Only the rich can afford things that do nothing.

Signed
The Board
of Excess
Carved into basalt because paper is for people who might change their mind.